So, here are just some of the “rules” to follow to make your NFL Draft a jolly one:
Every time Chris Berman unveils a ridiculous nickname…drink!
Every time a Chris Berman nickname references a song that’s over 20 years old…drink twice!
Every time an ESPN analyst confuses Jake and Chris Long…drink!
Every time Emmitt Smith uses a word that isn’t actually a word…drink!
Every time you hear the word “spygate”…drink!
Every time Chris Mortensen “breaks” a story…drink!
If an analyst talks about the potential of Bengals WR Chad Johnson getting traded…drink!
Every time someone mentions that Tom Brady was drafted in the sixth round…drink!
There is an older game out there (hat tip Mo Egger) that could put you in a hospital by the end of the night. This game includes the phrases we love to hate — mainly from Mel Kiper Jr.
That includes: “Makes all the throws”, “Makes people miss”, “Good initial burst”, “Good separation”, “Shut-down corner”, “Lacks range”, “Upside”, “Motor”, “Explosive”, “Project” and “Blue-chip”” —nfl-draft-drinking-game